Whinner Whinner Chichen Itza

there's a wonderful noise that starts up when we get excited

Some call it the whinny of the epigloterus, or how bow now growl

Those who lack the whinny when excited are shunned, despised, thrown to the drogs, passed on,

pissed on, arsed around, cock-eyed, cockneyed and just basically said to be illegitimate.

The whinny is the tribal way. Without the whinny, excitation would simply be silent, inert, ascetic, and we carned have that. 

Welcome to the blog. I will be your pilot this find evening.. 

Fruitprints

THE START

Failure to bloge

Word of warning snack loveers, Flaming Hot Cheetos puffs are very much as advertised, or: perhaps Harming Hot would be more appropriate, and now I wait a week to taste again. I really wish they'd advertise these products correctly. "Flaming Hot" with a cartoon cheetah in the background is surely comedic exaggeration, not an accurate description of the product itself.

When I eat hand-cooked Kettle Chips, I am not of the opionion that these were literally hand cooked/cut or that they are actual kettles, or even that they actually cook the chips in kettles anymore (like in the Good Old Days).

Great. Now I'm hungry for Average Hot Cheetos. But there never will be average hot will there, not when the world demands extremes. Averages Assemble!